Back in town

The mouthpiece was more utilitarian than aesthetic. When you placed it on, you realized several things immediately, also realizing that it was Septul’s subtle influence that brought instant awareness of these many fine details: the mouthpiece masked your breathing sounds confining them from within, it also seemed to generate clean air within it that bore a near flowery aroma. This cleaner air had an invigorating effect, sharpening your awareness significantly. Further, you could actually talk but it sounded nothing more than a whisper to the hearer, as Gwen observed. You realize you could remain underwater or in airless pockets for extensive periods, and be impervious to gaseous traps.

‘Suits you actually, makes you look more terrifying’ Gwen said with a laugh.

She slowly nursed a glass of expensive wine, feigning a frown ‘Oh what, you’re so eager to be rid of me so quickly?! You little bugger it’s another woman isn’t it!?’ she snarled dramatically, feigning anger then laughed, ‘Kyrillia’s cause? I’m not entirely sure what her cause is. Well, I’d always fancied wielding a proper brand. Me daddies a blacksmith fore his business ran dry. Bloody Elsmyrian steel nothing can compare to it. Tell me more about your adventures…’ she caressed your naked chest and fondled Septul quizzically, enamored with it ‘it looks fit for a king to wear, you devil you how on Earth did you ever aquire it? Forget it, i don’t think I want to know! Save the story for more…romantic setting’

When Gwen slept after a mere glass of expensive wine, you stole from the room through the window. You ran rooftop to rooftop, coming upon a distant tower you somehow knew was Thrag’s personal tower. Scaling it was not much of a challenge, when you gained height there were fewer handholds and the walls were smooth. As you studied the top turrets you realized it will require a longer time to properly gain it.

The climb was a pain in the ass, but you managed it despite its incredible difficulty. When you neared the top, you heard a distinctive whistling alerting you to a guard. Your spectral vision came to life and you noted the two stationary guards hunched over a game of craps, drinking and gambling. Both had a pair of guard dogs who were even more bored than their masters, lazing about uninterested in their masters uninteresting game of chance.

When your foot touched the ground, you snagged a tripwire that rang a series of small windchime bells nearby.

Guard #1: “What in the bloody hell?”

Guard #2: “Ah relax would’cha? It was prob that worthless cat, or the wind it gets pretty fierce up this high’

Guard #1: “Cat aint worthless, she’s a natural born mouser’

Guard #2: *farts obnoxiously loud* ‘well bugger off and go check it out, for fooks sake why do you think I got you this job! So I can take it easy!’

Guard #1: “Ah very well, have to take a shit anyhow. Mind the fort’

Guard #2: “Bring a bit o’ bacon and some fresh beer while yer at it eh?”

Guard #1: “Why yes mi’lord, a splendid idea. Perhaps I’ll bring ya back a cheap whore to fuck while I’m at it!’

SEPTUL:Lord Thrag is one of the more loathed of houselords for his various perversions. His weakness is women, as well as his intense greed. If you were to rob him properly many other houselords would lavish you with respect and admiration. It’s known he keeps a dungeon-harem where he takes his sex slaves and ‘breaks’ them in. Slavery is outlawed in Nyr, and highly punishable by royal decree.
While the guardsmen prattled, you moved towards an unguarded door facing the coast to the north. Within a few minutes, you had the lock opened and slipped through, just as a guard was slowly turning the corner.

“Thought I saw something” he muttered, then you heard the same guard fishing for a keyring.

“Damn it which key was it now?” you heard the man through the open window to the right of the door.

GUARD ROOM:

You stealthed inside of a tower guard-room, furnished with a wooden desk, a weapon rack, a cloak mounted on the wall, and some sort of log book on the desk with various notes written in it. There’s a single square shaped trapdoor in the floor with an iron loop for a handle as well as a rope ladder thats next to it. You struggled fiercely but managed to pry it open using your legs and pulling hard. Leaping through and closing it quietly you slipped into a circular passageway. When you landed the new boots you wore absorbed the brunt of the impact and doubly soaked up any damning sounds you might have ordinarily generated.

As you fell quietly, you spotted the back of a soldier walking away from you a dagger toss ahead. Another was coming your way from the opposite direction! You slipped into the shadowy section of the wall and stood perfectly frozen when the guard and even his shepard walked right past you entirely. Though you were motionless, the tip of your shortsword made a click against the stone wall. The guardsman drew his sword instantly, growling ‘whose there?!’ then, questioning his own sanity sheathed his weapon, ‘damned rats’ and continued along, ‘where’d that fucken cat disappear to?’ the guard said to himself.

As you followed after the guard you came across a door where a 3rd guard was posted and stationary. Meanwhile, the trapdoor above crept open and the ladder dropped. The guardsman from the roof slid down and walked right past you as you became one with the wall. The inky black cloak of Ash’s seemed to be a portable curtain of darkness entirely.

When the guard reached the door he barked a command to one of the other guards ‘go down to the kitchen and bring a bit o’ bacon, some beer and be quick about it! Oh, send one o’ yer little shit for brain ‘squires’ to fetch us a proper whore, we’ll pitch in for her. Go try the Banshee, ask for Numaress or Helena. Those sordid sluts seem to delight my cock rather than coin, heh heh’

The same guardsman returned toward the rope ladder,  turning ‘and be quick about it!’ then began climbing up the ladder.

One of the two hall guards said ‘come on with me, need your help fetching one o’ the barrels of beer from the winecellar, and I have to take a monstrous shit’

The two guards sauntered off leaving one at the door. The guardsman stood taut and alert, ‘nobodies going to get past Duncan!’

Septul had exerted her dominance over the man who was entangled in her infuence, you saw for a moment a red aura of crimson light surround the guardsmans head and he clutched at it in agony for a spell before succumbing to her will. The guardsman smiled and beckoned you over toward him, greeting you with a grin ‘ah, good to see you. Listen, go on in, have yourself a time. Don’t worry about a thing, nobodies getting past me. Just try to keep things down, though I somehow doubt you will you cheeky bastard! Mainly for me, or I might get jealous hahaha’

When you stole into the bedchamber, with a guard at your command you came into a luxurious, kingly loft fitted with a sea of plush cushions and exotic easternese rugs. There, laying lazily in a four poster king sized bed with her back toward you was a full figured goddess with long wavy tresses of dark coffee colored hair, and a body that would bring most kings to their knees. She was clad scantily save for a jeweled thong-like cloth and bra-top. When you dared draw closer, a black panther came out of the shadows and caught you off guard. The adult feline drew you into a corner with deliberate terseness in its poise, prepped to spring upon you at any given moment. The woman spun about, her gleaming eyes eying you with a cross of curiosity and bewilderment ‘just who in the nine hells are you!?’

WHEN YOU STOOD THERE HUNCHED BEFORE THE MENACING FELINE ITS YELLOW HOURGLASS EYES BORED INTO YOU, YOUR MIND GLIMPSED FRAGMENTED IMAGERY you knew were thefted from the raven haired woman’s mind. The panther’s name came to mind: Talon, this beautiful slave had named it. Lord Thrag had gifted it to her as a birthday gift, yet you somehow came to realize Thrag who worshipped women was ill equipped to pleasuring them. It was his habit to prevent some from obtaining love except through himself, or to inflict hideous torments on those he wished he could lavish ecstasy upon. Realization came that Septul, refreshed had an effect of siphoning the thoughts of the living, as easily as the amulet could consume their living souls.

Dark Temple

Ziggurat

AS THE SWIFT DECIMATION OF NORKERS GRINDED to a halt, none were able to withstand the terrible might of the entirety of the group. Storm turned toward Valtor and hissed emphatically ‘mage, clear the area of these norkers if you’d be so kind!’ Valtor said ‘it’s beneath me but since you’ve asked politely I will do it’ and he summoned an eldritch entity that collected and deposited the slain Norkers into a pit which it dug in a span of a mere minute. ‘seems my improved unseen servant spell is of a modicum of use’ the fat Elf smiled pleased with his magics outcome. ‘Go there boy and scour the woods for anything of value’ he said, ‘scrawny waif you must eat like a little girl, when we return to town I will stuff ye like a half starved halfling’ he said, pointing towards the bloodied soil where the norkers had fallen. When you finished sweeping the vicinity you noted Valtor consoling the little boy and girl who were splashed with Norker blood. The Elf chanted softly and touched the children when they were cleansed by cantrips he effected. A moment later he said ‘what good is a boy without a bit o’ candy to fill the heart with gladness?’ and with some sleight of hand made a bar of chocolate errupt out of the lads pocket. The child devoured the choclate and shared it with his sister, and both were smiling broadly as if their demeanors changed instantly. ‘you’ve some talent with younglings, mage’ Liera remarked. ‘Oh, I’m just a fool for love’ Valtor said with a feigned sneer. ‘As am I’ Ash said, ‘and love seems to fester in the air here’ he said with a dry chuckle. ‘Knock it off you fools’ Kessa disrupted, moving toward the group and her eyes locked upon you, Morga directly behind. She leaned in and knelt to a knee, saying ‘judging by the tracks and recent signs of activity, I’d estimate a great deal more Norkers, and Hobs within that foul looking place’ ‘What do you propose then?’ Storm echoed everyones immediate thoughts. ‘We’re not storming the citadel, if thats what you mean’ Kessa said. ‘That’d be folly’ Valtor chimned in. ‘Love’s folly they say, especially when you storm its gates’ Ash remarked. ‘spare us your prattle, priest!’ Valtor hissed at him in admonishment. Kessa: “I’m not entirely certain on a plan just yet’ Morga: “Allow me my sister” she came forth and stole the seat, ‘Storm and the Elves ride in through the main entrance, the wizard here will create light to blind our enemies with. The little fox here will find us another entrance inside, with me, Kessa, and the dark one beside. Their without their gate guard, and will be taken by our bold raid if we move fast. I’ve an idea but it will require loss of life I fear, but a life worth losing. One of the pack horses, and one of the Norker corpses’ Valtor smiled deviously, ‘Nyriddian, I’m beginning to like the way you think’ he grinned mischieviously at her, producing two pouches that reeked of sulfur and bat guano, ‘black powder. I procurred much of it thanks to Turd, whose tribe used it for excavations and mining. Of course the dumbshit Goblins stole it from Dwarves, who in turn stole it from the Gnomes. No secrets ever safe, eh heh heh. We can set a Norder corpse with numerous black pouches and set a horse into the belly of that ziggurat. Then when its set off, which it will full attack, if we’re repressed we fall back into the woods” Storm’s eyes intensified, ‘alas I’ve been scouring this forest for a blasted meterorite my house smith told me that fell into these dark woods, perhaps its these shadowy skulkers who stole it for themselves. I must declare if you should find it it would be very meaningful to me and my house, and I will be truly indebted to you”

Then, Kessa made as though preparing to approach you, suddenly and deliberately going to Storm and kissing him her eyes boring into you as if upset about something. Storm wore a stupid grin momentarily ‘for luck’ she purred into his ear, ‘who knows this might prove against us’

SEPTUL: well this little hellion’s perturbed about something. You sure have a way with women, boy. And much to learn!

AS THE PARTY SENT IT’S SUICIDE PACK HORSE INTO THE GUTS OF THE OMINOUS BLACK ZIGGURAT, a terrible loud explosion caused the whole foundation to vibrate for a few seconds as Storm’s group braved the main entrance, and the twang of bows resonated. You, Morga, Zor, and Kessa came in from the top of a long pair of side steps, gaining a door there. Five Hobgoblin sentries were engrossed in a game of bone dice when you took them completely by surprise.

You swung your sword at the first Hobgoblin, which sprang back in terror from the glinting steel then dove in and thrust your offhand dagger into Hobgoblin #2 (critical) injuring it as your blade tore into its gut. The 3rd Hobgoblin’s head came rolling off as Morga decapitated it with a curvaceous shortsword. Zor and Kessa swung multiple times with their blades missing, and frustrated.

AS THE FOUR OF YOU SWUNG MULTIPLE TIMES, FAILING TO STRIKE THE SENTRIES Hobgoblin #2 croaked ‘sound the alarm!’ and Hobgoblin #3 shot down the corridor in flight. Kessa hissed at you ‘get after him!’ before it could sprint away you hurled the shortsword, impaling the Hob straight through the small of its back (backstab) killing it with brutal precision.

MORGA EVISCERATED HOB #2, and stole #4 with a snap of her chainwhip the mace head crushing the Hobgoblin’s warhelm inwardly and shattering its skull, she laughed with triumphant ellation at the damning blow, ‘take that you foul scum!’  the 5th Hobgoblin broke from his fellows and bolted for escape. Zor fired at it with one of his hand xbows and it plopped straight to the ground, snoring.

You seem to have gained entry to a dark elongated corridor which stretches towards a distant + intersection. The passageway is shaped like in a triangular manner with smooth opaque walls, and you see a rune shaped like a peculiar rose-like tentacle whip. Zor said to you in a low whisper ‘thats the symbol of the elder elemental God, a daemon some drow venerate as their patron demon, particularly male drow that hold no true power in Llolth’s demon webs’

 

The Dark Elf Lands

Zor Everhate

Zor Everhate

Zor: “I shant fail you, sh’aklah’

Morga gave the drow elf a disapproving sour look, ‘I heard about you hated ones from the Ice Elves back home. Heard you’re a foul bunch of sorry demon kissing scum. You so much as break wind in my general direction and you’ll taste the kiss of Morga!’ she growled like a ferral animal to accentuate her point. Turning to you her beautiful features melted instantly then she took point and guided you out of the woods. A half hour hike through the forest when Morga held her arm to the side and made a halting clenched fist. A growling howl like a monstrous wolf pierced the eerie tranquility of the shadow drenched woods.
Worgrider
‘Draw steel’ she hissed, leaped straight up into the trees like a leopard. She called down ‘Worgs! Rode by Goblins, twenty of them heading our way!’ she peered down at you and shouted ‘get your ass up here!’ and lowered the tail end of her chainwhip, which was fitted with a mace-head. With a few pulls hoisted you up, and she was spying with her new toy the spyglass from the bandit, ‘damn it we completely left our bounty back there in the tree. We have to go back and get our prisoner’

Zor nimbly climbed up the adjacent tree, and he fitted his tiny crossbow with a pair of bolts. It seemed to accomadate two versus one. Morga unleashed two wrist-bolts which detonated in a contained grenade blast-radius enveloping six Worgs and their Goblin masters, she grinned devilishly as they were incinerated in a fiery blazing inferno ‘Thank the Dwarves for their dark sorcery’ she laughed. The first Worg that came in close Zor fired upon, and it as well as its rider took a pair of bolts each. They collapsed as poison claimed them.

Zor: “Cerranis’s Goblin shock troops. Rather insulting to send goblins, orcs might have been more flattering’

10 Worgs ran into viewing distance, you could see the grotesque faces of the Goblins riding their backs and their weapons were a higher grade than usual goblinoid racial weaponry. The way they rode their fierce mounts was more skilled than you’ve seen. One Worg carried two Kobolds on its back.

Zor: “There’s another pack splintering off from the main, heading west’ the drow elf wove a hand in the direction of the approaching Worg riders, and their forms were outlined in crimson red flames. The Goblin riders freaked out and began trying to douse the fire, their eyes widened with alarm.

worg battle map

worg battle map

DECISION

In Town: Southern Cross

KyrilliaKyrillia: “Hahahah, the warning while appreciated is hardly necessary. Most of these guilds and labor unions are heavily dependent on Harkonian contracts. If they wish to fight with a Harkonian they’ll learn the error of their ways ere long. Plus, I have a weapon named Kael who does a very impressive job of motivating others’ she smiled with a wry womanly grin. Then she called out ‘Oh I nearly forgot, your cut of the spoils from the first mission’ she tossed two leather drawstring pouches on the table, the first is filled with a hundred platinum, the second with 250 gp. ‘I’ve taken the liberty of lacing these with a magic mouth spell, they will cry out ‘STOP THIEF!!!!!!’ when someone other than yourself tries to take them from your person. She stroked her chin while digesting your words, ‘Lacking might be one way of looking at it. Clerics are often difficult to operate in certain outfits such as this. They’ve too many restrictions, ethical and moral based as you well imagine. Storm and Kessa brought up the same point to me earlier. However, one cleric that caught my eye had snobbed all of my attempts before. For this reason he stood out in my mind. Maybe where I’ve failed you may prove more successful? His name is Ash Elkoroth. He’s an artist and a cleric of Prysila the Goddess of Love and Fertility. Formerly a high ranking assassin for the Black Empire oddly enough. He’s quite vain and full of himself, and worships women yet expects them to worship him back. You’ll find him working at the Wailing Banshee as its house healer. He gets paid to rid the customers of any diseases that would make most men’s manhood fall off. I fear you’ll have to use that clever brain to lure him into joining the party’

After tracking down Gwen, you see she’s a young thin girl perhaps 18 winters old, give or take. She smiles at you warmly (chr) and says ‘well I shant ask any why’s or other pesky questions. That ugly bitch is a bit of a nasty cunt. Here, here’s the key its room #20. Be careful, she put a door guard there. He’s not much, just a young fool named Rex. Dreamer type, has big dreams but little drive. He shit his pants the first time he came across a Kobold in the dark woods. Now, you’re handsome enough but lets see some action! When you’re done you owe me…a proper night on the town, such as it is. And you’d better not scrimp!’

You headed towards room #20, the door sentry Gwen mentioned didn’t hear your footfalls but stammers ‘halt, who goes there!?’ he saw you then and pulls out a dagger ‘you filthy dog, you aint getting past me!’ he snarled. He was a tall slender lad, maybe a year older than you. His lack of calloused hands told you volumes, idleness. What he did to sustain himself you weren’t exactly sure.

CAMPAIGN: THERE WILL BE BLOOD

It is a stormy summer night as a raging thunderstorm darkens the skies, and heavy rain clatters upon the rooftops of Southern Cross. The border-town in Southern Nyr serves as a gateway into the Kingdom of Nyr from the southern realms. As such the town is built around its impressive garrison fortress, manned by both veteran soldiers and young green raw recruits. The vigilant soldiers manning Southern Cross’s turrets always keep an eye towards the east, where lies the Dark Elf Lands. Once a rogue drow colony, only orcs, kobolds, and brigands dwell there. Regardless of the absence of the hated ones, it still always remains a clear and present danger to the goodly aligned realms who seek peace and prosperity.

Just as one adventure ends, another is about to unfold…

WHISPER ENTERED into the bowels of the Sundered Sword Inn’s hazy commonroom, thankful for the usual hazy smog that lingered thickly in the air. You pulled your hood low over your head to avoid unwanted stares. From a single glance you devoured all the details and positions of the patronage, and none seemed out of place: mercs, prostitutes, professional gamblers, brigands, merchants, farmers, tradesmen, craftsmen, teamsters, and soldiers. They looked at you less than interested, their eyes only trying to determine A. if you were hiring, B. if you were worth the hassel of robbing and C. if you were exploitable in some other way.

For a solid week prior to the date of the secret meeting hosted by this Harkonnian sorceress you staked out the town. You learned that the thieves guild were cleverely embedded within the town watch, the silent legion. They were highly organized and quite conservative. They extorted protection services from local businesses, ensured timely shipments of deliveries from sea or by land didn’t fall prey to banditry, and were paid to harass and disrupt rival enterprise. Most of the Silent Legion also moonlit as nightly security guards for the numerous warehouses, protecting them from freelance thieves and rogue operatives who weren’t affilliated with their organization.

KyrilliaLady Kyrillia is a beautiful smoldering woman of incredible looks, dark raven silk hair and a body most men would sell their souls for a night of worshipping at her temple. Beside her, an impressive looking fighter clad in fanciful armor, grim faced, ruggedly handsome tough and imposing looking. He’s a killer, he’s killed other warriors, he’s good at it and he obeys. He’s not smart in the scholarly sense but instinctually he’s like a cunning predator.

As you sat, you noted the others seated about the table:

A big bellied Elf with slanted eyes, a mustache and goatee and many rings on his fingers. His eyes radiated and exuded a familiar sense of deceptive cunning, not so dissimilar to your own. You’ve never seen a fat elf before now, and thats quite a feat considering you’ve journeyed with the biggest collection of sideshow freaks in a traveling circus. He was armed with only with a jewel encrusted dagger, and a pair of hand crossbows dangled at his side. He looked at you for a moment, speculatively as if wondering what use you might be and how to best to take advantage of that usefulness. He tweaked his mustache speculatively as if lost in some speculative reverie.

KessaA pretty brown haired warrioress, clad in fanficul but light looking armor and possessing slate gray eyes. You note numerous weaponry upon her: spear, scimitar, some type of bladed boomerang (glaive), bola. On her head she wore a white gold helm with noseguard, fashioned after a hawk. She looked at you skeptically for a moment.

MorgaAnother woman, dark brown hair and equally as attractive as the first woman. She wore black leather, and had a whip at her belt, an incredible amount of daggers and a hand crossbow. Across her back was a shortsword in its scabbard. Her eyes were haughty and defiant, unimpressed by you or surprised.

The next fellow was a man with dark brown hair, armored in simple chainmail and armed with a longsword, though you counted numerous throwing daggers strategically placed upon him that would impress most thieves. This man was a friend of scoundrels you might guess, though only a speculation. He seemed like a friendly bloke, and he greeted you in a way that was not over the top nor aloof, but just the right balance between. You could sense he’s been through some struggles, and you might peg him as being a Nyrian from this realm maybe a hardened northerner, or even from Jez’zur.

The last one was a hooded half-elf with two quivers full of elven arrows on his back, gloved hands, a black tunic and a single elvish blade at his hip. It was obvious he leaned more favorably on his elvish heritage than human. He eyed you briefly then lowered his head.

Lady Kyrillia beamed you a smile, saying ‘last but not least is Whisper who comes highly recommended by a trusted friend of mine. He will serve as your eyes and ears of this party, which in the past such expeditons have been thoroughly crushed by lack of a proper rogue in their midst. And Whisper allow me to introduce you:

This Elven mage is Valtor, a competent wizard and alchemist. He’s one of the best alchemists I’ve ever met, and I’ve known many. As well as a master of planning, treachery and strategies that are terrifying. Terrifyingly beautiful.

This lovely shieldmaiden is Kessa of Elsmyere, and she is quite skilled in use of those weapons she carries about her.

The woman next to her is Morga, a bounty huntress from Harkkonia. She specializes in retrieval of outlaws, escaped slaves, you name it and she’s also adept at stealth work. She will serve as a additional stealth specialist for this expedition.

Meet Storm, he’s a fighter from Impiltur. Much needed added muscle for this party. His blade is blessed by the God of Swords, and he wears dwarf-armor. You will find his dagger throwing ability nearly at your own level of expertise.

And last but not least, the half-elf Arbane Arrowind. An arcane archer, I’ve scoured the 13 kingdoms for such a rare find as he. His unique ability to lace arrows with spells is truly a gift from the Gods.

I present you with contracts to sign here and now. These contracts state the following:

You are not to for duration of this mission and all other tasks performed while in service of Lady Kyrillia to engage in evil practices against one another. You are expected to cooperate and perform as professional agents working together for successful completion of works delegated. Betrayals, purposeful disention, and disloyalty will be severely disciplined by the entirety of the entire group., compensation will be witheld forthwith upon such reported transgressions.

Use your particular talents for the whole of the group. Communicate effectively with one another, get past your personal differences and ego. Your very lives hang in one anothers hands. Your’e expected to work as a team, as a singular entity. As individuals you’re nothing to me but a parasite drawing good coin, but in cooperative interdependency you are a highly prized blunt instrument.

Your group must vote in majority upon major decisions that rise up during the mission. There are no single leaders unless you vote upon one, and that in itself will take a good amount of time.

For this first expedition, I will provide you each with a allowance of 65 gp spending cash, a line of credit up to 200 gp each of you at the market plaza, and 250 gp as a down payment, all of which will go to your next of kin or designated person upon your death, funeral costs will be derived from your early retainer fee. You will also have accomodations for 3 days and 2 nights in the Sundered Sword, including your meals. I have provided six average steeds, on loan from the garrison commander himself. Keep them well, any harm to them will be deducted from your share.

During the course of this mission you’re not to resort to heavy drinking, seduction, carnal relations, and prostitution of any sort. Additionally you’re not to needlessly murder any captives, prisoners or derelicts you cross paths with. Instead they should be captured and brought back alive for questioning. Additionally I have conscripted the services of two mercenaries who have met my high standard for this party’s success. They’re to guard your steeds, protect your persons whilst you sleep, assist with cooking duties, serve as sentinels and collect firewood or water when needed. They are impoverished mercenaries desperate for coin, and for their reward I have bought their families debts which I’ve reduced considerably. You’re to protect them as aptly as you can, they’re not as formidable or experienced as the majority of you. They’re good lads and are sharp eyed, sharp witted too.

The Elsmyrian interjected after she waved a dismissive hand toward a servant bringing her food and drink, ‘Lady Kyrillia, a question has rose in my mind. I am intimately familiar with the shadowed forest you call the Dark Elf Lands. When I was fourteen winters of age I journeyed there for a week with only my sword, dagger, and spear. It was a rite of passage for many of my ilk, a challenge by my people. It was difficult, but nothing too taxing. Some splintered bands of weak orcs, too stupid to fight in cooperation with one another, a brigand here and there, and no drow elves. My test was to find and kill a drow elf. I only encountered one, and it was a half-drow so it didn’t exactly count. Add to this the half-drow wasn’t even a bad soul, more of a misguided lost child. I went underground, delved deep until I found an infernal black elf, killed him and dragged his corpse back to the surface and from there, my homeland’

Lady Kyrillia: “What are you getting at, Kessa?”

Kessa: “that the dark elf woods and this isle of the dead, for such a mighty force as this is far too excessive for a simple capture of one mere cleric. I could go there myself, and bring this man back to you singlehandedly. Though it sounds much like a conceit, it is not. Any one of us here could do so, so could your bodyguard there. This implores the obvious question as to why’

The one named Storm interupted, he turned to her and spoke in a slight raspy voice that sounded controlled but intimidating in its quality ‘why do you ask, Elsmyrian? Ample coin for all, a good sized party, provisions and even magic to evade unwanted battle against orcs. We’ll bring this dog back to our generous benefactor and be compensated for a simple capture’

The elven mage had been analyzing the contract with narrowing slits for eyes, tweaking his goatee as he was contemplating events, ‘Uh, Lady Kyrillia an addendum to your contract. I would like to be able to keep any living creatures we come across as personal slaves. There’s no profit in finding and aiding such beings only to deliver them unto your hands. Besides, I somehow doubt the isle of the dead contains anything worthwhile as far as treasures go. Especially since you procured this thief here I’m certain we won’t outfox the fox. Less said fox will be receptive to sharing his rabbits before stuffing them into his own foxhole for the winter, hmmmm?” he looked at you with a disingenious smile.

Morga spoke up ‘Enough of this insipid banter. We’re all here, right now and professionals. We can work together or get the hell out, no queries or concerns. You, Elsmyrian leave your moral quandries back in the shieldlands. This is Nyr, things work differently in this place. We don’t care how tough or the opposite is, we have a duty and we perform it . Otherwise our good patron here can round up another slew of persons easily enough without trouble’ She then turned towards the hooded half-elf ‘well, you’ve been fairly silent up to now ‘Arbane’ what say you?’

The half-elf removed his bow and shot through a single hole in the wall sending two arrows through at a time. Both arrows thudded into the far wall of the adjacent room, and you saw trickles of blood flowing out of the area the arrows penetrated. Arbane didn’t make any explaination to his action, he merely said ‘The Elsmyrian speaks rightly, the Drow Woods are empty of threat, apart from roaming pockets of Kobold or Orcs that war against each other. The gate to deepearth had long ago been sealed, impossible to breach. The isle of the dead is another matter entirely, not many know of its ancient history. It may well be the source of befoulment for that district of the Black Woods. Empress Isiona has declared it her desire to have the isle investigated and purged, and this ensemble a well birthed move on your part Kyrillia. Since this mission furthers the desire of my lady, I will not accept coin as monetary reward but will gladly bequeath such to the orphanage in the outskirts of town, would you see to it mi’lady?”

‘But of course’ Kyrillia said.